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Old 10-31-2007, 07:51 AM
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One day Little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check it out.
He opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind her. Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink as Johnny closed the door.

After business was finished Dad went to check on little Johnny. He opened his bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and little Johnny going at it behind her.

Dad yelled, "Johnny, what the h * ll are you doing?!"

Little Johnny replied, "It's not so funny when its your mom is it?!"


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Johnny is such a jerk.
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Johnny is such a jerk.
But his Grandma is a slut.
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johnny=nasty boy
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hahahahhahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahha that one was awsome
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But his Grandma is a slut.

2 sides to every story, eh? I'm soooo never letting my kids on the internet.
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I did my good friends Grandmother once...
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I did my good friends Grandmother once...

How long did it take you to dig her up?
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