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03-13-2008, 11:14 PM
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St. Patricks Day !!!
>An Irishman is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks at his watch
>several times in the space of a few minutes.
>
>The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
>
>'No,' he replies, 'I have this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing
>it.'
>
>The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about
>it?'
>
>The Irishman explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
>
>The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'
>
>'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'
>
>The woman giggles and replies, 'Well, it must be broken because I am wearing
>panties!'
>
>The Irishman smirks, taps his watch and says, 'Bloody thing's running about
>an hour fast. Can I buy you a drink?
>
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03-14-2008, 12:21 PM
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Re: St. Patricks Day !!!
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03-14-2008, 01:22 PM
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Re: St. Patricks Day !!!
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03-14-2008, 08:27 PM
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Re: St. Patricks Day !!!
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