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not sure if this is new or old...but either way...
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HammerH2:
That was funny up until the punching the back of the head part. If that's what you enjoy, I hope somebody puts a bullet in your head. That would be "Most excellent" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
It's a joke. And that's not very nice of you. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I guess I over reacted there. Knocking the wind out of someone seems strangley enough funny. But punching a woman in the neck or back of head kind of gave me chills especially when he said most excellent. But ya you are correct, it's just a joke and I'm sorry for the bullet in the head reaction.
I don't want to mess with you since I won't stand a chance. I'll go back to enjoying your posts which I find extremely funny. Thanks Dirtyfn..
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CheeseDick:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
The caption says she stripped for "4 Inches". Mighty short standards.  Besides, she's not hot. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
There ya go DRTYFN you can finaly score with a chick this time. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
No way, CheeseDickEater(Change your name again, bitch), I'm not folding it in half for any chick. Maybe if you grow another inch she'd look your way. |
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummerNewbie:
fresh bread...ROFLMAO 
I know a few people that would probably have to say yes they tried it. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Not only do I do that in the car(and slyly lock the windows so there's no chance for fresh air ), but I drop gaseous nerve agents whenever I walk down the aisle at the grocery store, video store or anyplace else that there's going to be innocent nostrils. My favorite is to pollute an aisle and then pretend I'm looking at something on the endcap so I can observe the look on their faces when they hit the cloud of funkiness. The best is when they gag. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Best when done with your wife in the women's clothing department. Just drop the bomb and walk away. Then watch the other women hit it.  <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> So---there was this woman who had a problem with silent gas. She went to the doctor and she said, "This is so embarrassing. I have this problem of farting silently. You probably haven't noticed, but I've let three of them since I've been in this office with you. Is there ANYTHING you can do?"
He said, "Yes, there is. The first thing is get you fitted for a hearing aid."
</div></BLOCKQUOTE> http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/sbd.htm
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06-21-2005, 07:41 PM
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that's gonna leave a mark!!!
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LoLo:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by GeorgeSSSS:
Dennis:
What's a Donkey Punch? (I'm already sorry I asked)
George SSSS </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Someone had a link on here that explained that and other "positions" quite well -- a bit TOO well!  But, here's the literal description
And, for the less adventurous... Donkey Punch cocktail
(sorry guys, no graphics! ) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
This was the best part.
A variation of 'the Tony Danza' is when the male nears climax he yells "Who's the boss?" This supposedly distracts the female, allowing the male to penetrate the female's anus by surprise. At this point the male answers his own question, yelling "Tony Danza!" and proceeds to punch the female in the back of the head or neck for the reasons given above.
Most excellent!
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LOOK AT ALL THESE FREAKIN LYING SACKS O ****!
If Paris came to MOAB, you guys would be all donkey punching each other just to suck her tampon.
WHATEVER! 
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06-21-2005, 06:27 PM
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The caption says she stripped for "4 Inches". Mighty short standards. Besides, she's not hot.
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i wouldnt turn it down
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One of my good friends is an FTO for a large police force here in OK... He is a fairly intimidating guy to the rookies. His favorite trick is to eat beans and cabbage right before a shift when he's going to have a "rook"... I've seen him in tears laughing because the rook is too scared to say anything or roll down the windows... they just take it for 8 hours!!
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Not picking on you just f#cking with you  , consider it dropped.
Yes, hutz, she did it for charity. The picture was later auctioned. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Too busy being a smart a$$, I didn't realize it was a charity thing ... my bad! |
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by GeorgeSSSS:
Dennis:
What's a Donkey Punch? (I'm already sorry I asked)
George SSSS </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Someone had a link on here that explained that and other "positions" quite well -- a bit TOO well! But, here's the literal description
And, for the less adventurous... Donkey Punch cocktail
(sorry guys, no graphics! )
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I wouldn't worry about becoming a victim like past saps unless you plan on bringing it on yourself
In case you didn't see it, we had one of those trolls return the other night with a new handle. Didn't work though, pretty much everyone knew it was him
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
I don't thinks it's cool, it's awful and demeaning. Just having the pleasure of knowing that tose tems exist pisses me off. I pity the fool that actually tries something like that on a girl.
Just tell Drty to GFH! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Ok, ok... no donkey-punching. How about spitting on her? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>That's out of line, buster! You can only do that when her back is to you and under certain circumstances.
Of course you could just pee on her in the shower. She'll never know it.
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06-21-2005, 02:14 PM
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not sure if this is new or old...but either way...
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07-08-2005, 04:04 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Ok, ok... no donkey-punching. How about spitting on her? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Well, I guess donkey-punching is OK if she is a Mexican hooker you are dating. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
By dating do you mean peeing on? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
And by peeing you mean dropping a fresh log between her tits?
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07-07-2005, 09:25 PM
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I've actually been on the site for a while now. And I want to be part of the community. I'm mostly a guy who loves to laugh and not so tough on and off the internet. I don't want to be victim like the poor saps in the past. Sometimes you have to go with the big boys.
Paragon thanks for your input but nature of this furom, it's direction is predictable so going with the flow is best. Sencerely I do enjoy Dirtyfns post as with yours and most of the vetrans.
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