Car Talk rates the H2

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Car Talk (national radio show) rants... I mean rates the H2... (link)

The Hummer H2 simply represents the worst parts of our national personality, in one, ugly, gas-guzzling hunk of metal. It's brutish, arrogant, huge, ostentatious, selfish, and wasteful. Oh, and did we mention ugly?

This is a vehicle a guy buys (and it's almost all guys) to compensate for something else. It's such a sad statement that says "I have very little self worth." Why else would a poser drop $50,000 big ones to pretend he's in the army? I mean, something is missing from his life, don't you think?

So rather than rude gestures or angry rhetoric, we recommend sympathy. When you see a guy drive by in a Hummer, shake your head, furrow your brow, and say "you poor, poor man."