What does your MOMMY do !!!

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

My Mommy.... the Dancer!

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their

mothers did for a living.

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All the typical answers came up -- teacher, nurse,

businesswoman, saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet,
so when the teacher prodded him about his mother, he replied, "Well my
mother's an exotic dancer in a cabaret and takes off all her clothes in
front of men and they put money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the offer
is really good, she will go home with some guy and stay with

him all night for

money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly
set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little
Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your mother?"

"No," the boy said, "She works for the Democrats and is
helping to get Hillary elected, but I was too embarrassed to say that in

front of the other kids."