Tired of the Hummer haters, Help !

[Intercooled]

The other day my wife and my 2 sons, 6 & 9 year olds, were in our H2 pulling into a coffee shop. A Honda full of young girs speed up and quickly cut her off, yelling out the window "mother f*****, you'll killing the environment". My wife was furious and taken back. It doesnt happen a whole lot around here but every once in a while you'll get that hypocritical ******* that has to say something. I guess my wife and I are usually caught by surprise and dont know what to say, and whenever we think of someting good its too late. So I'm asking you guys, give me some one liners to put these jerks in thier place quickly. Lets here em!