Tired of the Hummer haters, Help !

[Alan06SUT]

At the pump:
Maybe these gas prices will keep people like you off the road so there will be less traffic for those of us who arent concerned with the price of fuel.

Or if they flick you off, just smile and waive. Makes them the a55 hole instantly.

And for me, my commute is short, so at the pump:

Ask:How long is your commute?....they say +/-40 miles... you say: "Oh, well I produce less carbon, burn less fuel,drive less than you even in my hummer because I only go 10 miles a day. You should move closer to your work and be green like the rest of us!!

Or get a hybrid emblem and point at it and tell them it runs on Twin Prius motors and gets 30 MPG city.