Pics of my H3 Off-road for the 1st Time

[4x4r0x0r]

"1st time off-road"
- uhh, I hate to tell you...1 tire is still on the road.

"going into ditch - Locked Diff"
- your still not off-road

"Uphill fromditch to field"
- seriously, golf carts tackle bigger obstacles

"Climbing out of ditch"
- that wasn't a ditch, it was a speedbump

"Looking back into ditch."
- did you notice, it wasn't a ditch? and you aren't off road?

"Back to the road"
"4 LO with locked diff crawls like a baby!"
- and gets stuck on its own diaper in a pyle of its on poo

"The hill was a little too easy, let's try mud"
- no ****, it was a grassy hill that you admited to getting mowed

"Ahhh No Problem, It's a Hummer"
- marketing fluff don't mean ****, bring your ride further than 5 feet from the pavement

"Lesson 1: Never park in a mud hole to take a photo, keep the wheels rolling!"
- really, a 6000# pig riding on 31x10.50's doesn't float?

"Not looking to good! I'm sure Mom & Dad are really glad I took them for a ride now..."
- wow, how sad...you must have spun the wheels for a few revolutions each...look at all that mud you got all over your pretty car.

"Dad busted the muffler off his transport here on the way out"
- but he didn't get stuck and left with is pride?

"Note the erect D-Rings "
- wow, blinging in the culdesac for sure