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I set my Hummer Alarm Clock
to wake me up, but my girlfriend woke me up earlier. She busted into my room wearing her Hummer jacket
She handed me a Hummer Post It
written with my Hummer pen
or was it my Hummer pencil
Anyway, it had a list of all the things she needed me to do.
I got up and made myself a cup of Hummer Coffee
and relaxed for a few minutes.
I then put on my Hummer Hat
my Hummer Boots
Grabbed my Hummer Breif Case
and my Hummer wallet
Before I left I poured my Hummer Coffee in to a Hummer Thermus Cup
Opened the door and walked out side. It was Dark, cold and rainey so I went back in and grabbed my Hummer Jacket
my hummer Umbrella
and my Hummer Flashlight
I checked time on my Hummer Watch
and it was 6:00am
By 10:00am I was tired of running around, and had so much more to do on that F*&Kin list!
I put on my Hummer Camo Jacket
Snuk in my dark basement (so my Girlfreind couldn't see me)
using my Hummer Camo Flashlight
Cut the Hummer Note into peices using my Hummer Knife
I packed up my Hummer Clothes and put them in my Hummer Duffel Bag
Grabbed my Hummer Beach Towel
Loaded up my Hummer Bike
and took off to Miami Beach!
You can find me in front of the Cleavlender Hotel playing songs on my Hummer Guitar
Just don't tell my girlfreind where I am!! 
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[This message was edited by NJ H2 on 12-17-03 at 07:19 PM.]
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12-18-2003, 01:10 AM
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I set my Hummer Alarm Clock
to wake me up, but my girlfriend woke me up earlier. She busted into my room wearing her Hummer jacket
She handed me a Hummer Post It
written with my Hummer pen
or was it my Hummer pencil
Anyway, it had a list of all the things she needed me to do.
I got up and made myself a cup of Hummer Coffee
and relaxed for a few minutes.
I then put on my Hummer Hat
my Hummer Boots
Grabbed my Hummer Breif Case
and my Hummer wallet
Before I left I poured my Hummer Coffee in to a Hummer Thermus Cup
Opened the door and walked out side. It was Dark, cold and rainey so I went back in and grabbed my Hummer Jacket
my hummer Umbrella
and my Hummer Flashlight
I checked time on my Hummer Watch
and it was 6:00am
By 10:00am I was tired of running around, and had so much more to do on that F*&Kin list!
I put on my Hummer Camo Jacket
Snuk in my dark basement (so my Girlfreind couldn't see me)
using my Hummer Camo Flashlight
Cut the Hummer Note into peices using my Hummer Knife
I packed up my Hummer Clothes and put them in my Hummer Duffel Bag
Grabbed my Hummer Beach Towel
Loaded up my Hummer Bike
and took off to Miami Beach!
You can find me in front of the Cleavlender Hotel playing songs on my Hummer Guitar
Just don't tell my girlfreind where I am!!
H2 MODS:
Xtremeflow Exhaust, Power Flash Programmer, Xtremeflow Intake, Hella Bixenons, Polished Skid Plate, Chrome OEM Wheels, Chrome Driving Light Bezels, Rosen R6500, Alpine DVD NAV
[This message was edited by NJ H2 on 12-17-03 at 07:19 PM.]
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12-18-2003, 01:48 AM
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Talk about too much time on your hands .
Did you remember your keys on the Hummer key chain?
Black Lingenfelter Lux
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12-18-2003, 08:04 PM
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I think you forgot to turn the lights on 
Rich
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12-18-2003, 08:26 PM
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When your sitting there in Miami playing the guitar, maybe take of your shirt and show off all your Hummer tatoos. 
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12-18-2003, 08:47 PM
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Nicely done,,,, in such a hummerly manner
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12-19-2003, 12:45 AM
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Did you forget anything you ask???
Yes...you did...you forgot to change your name to Hummerman (this post sounds like something he would do) and you forgot to get a life!
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12-19-2003, 02:08 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Patriot:
Did you forget anything you ask???
Yes...you did...you forgot to change your name to Hummerman (this post sounds like something he would do) and you forgot to get a life!
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You're just pissed that he didn't have his Hummer bible with him. YOU get a life. |
12-19-2003, 02:12 AM
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You forgot to put on your Hummer Terry cloth robe 1st thing in the morning!
It must be authentic, because our dealer was handing them out at one our the sponsored events!!!
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12-19-2003, 03:06 AM
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Then take the RC HUMVEE for a spin around the house....after reading the note...while drinking your Hummer coffee...
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12-19-2003, 08:58 AM
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were you wearing your hummer boxers?
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12-19-2003, 10:39 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> You're just pissed that he didn't have his Hummer bible with him. YOU get a life.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Drty...not sure why you think I'm some kinda religious zealot???? Sometimes you latch onto the oddest things....anyway, I DO have a life, unlike yours which is being a grumpy dick who gets woodies by F'in with people on this site. Most people here joke...but you're just a meanoldprick. BUT...Happy Holidays!!! |
12-19-2003, 02:50 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Patriot:
and you forgot to get a life!
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I keep forgetting to do that! Maybe I should copy your life ... but then I would be a but slammin fag gettin hummers from homos and that's against my religion!
Put that in your bible!
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12-19-2003, 03:16 PM
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What bible????
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12-19-2003, 03:25 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> but then I would be a but slammin fag gettin hummers from homos and that's against my religion!
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Ahhhh...don't get you panties in a wad....I'm just jealous of all your Hummer crap......no, really...I am...It's nice stuff...*cough*
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12-19-2003, 03:57 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Patriot:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> You're just pissed that he didn't have his Hummer bible with him. YOU get a life.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Drty...not sure why you think I'm some kinda religious zealot???? Sometimes you latch onto the oddest things....anyway, I DO have a life, unlike yours which is being a grumpy dick who gets woodies by F'in with people on this site. Most people here joke...but you're just a meanoldprick. BUT...Happy Holidays!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I seem to remeber you spouting a bunch of kooky religious crap right along side Bornagain not too long ago.
Grumpy? I think not. Almost without exception, I've got a grin on my face when I'm typing out a reply. And I don't get total wood from this, but a comfortable amount of chub. Total wood would be weird. If I was checking out MILFhunter.com then it would be completely appropriate. |
12-19-2003, 04:24 PM
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DRTY,
NO no no...I didn't spout ANY bible crap..I was just in support (and always am) of people being able to include it if they wanted without being lambasted...that's all.
Milfhunter huh??? Hmmmmmmm....
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12-19-2003, 09:03 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Patriot:
DRTY,
Milfhunter huh??? Hmmmmmmm....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Milfhunter, now thats funny!
M = Mom
I = I'd
L = Like to
F = F&%K
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12-20-2003, 01:50 AM
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That Hunter dude...how does he do it...
must be that "wad" of cash
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12-20-2003, 03:23 PM
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You will need to carry your cash in the right Hummer clip, just in case people havn't noticed you own a Hummer. Better make sure you have big strong pockets for such as big money clip and wads of cash.
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