`04 H2 For sale?

[HGW]

My great girlfriend is now living elsewhere---she wanted a new kitchen and I wanted another Hummer.

My Hummer biz was here before she was and I never asked her for a dime. She lived here for free, did not work, and was never asked by me for a penny. She lived like a queen.

So she left over trying to pry my toys away that I worked my ass off to buy and enjoy.

Women really are easy to replace. Problem is that the next one will ask for the same thing after a few months. They seem to think that I am robbing them of money I could spend on them--when they already get plenty from me because I am generous by nature.