My H3 is so slow Jokes =)

[HummerBuck]

My H3 is so slow - I pulled up to a stop light and saw DRTYFN next to me in his pink Civic (he won from selling Mary Kay). He challenged me to a race. Off the line, I was doing well against the pink Civic, and then I saw the ass of DRTYFN's girlfriend stick out of his trunk. She fired up her assterburner, and the civic went into orbit.

I guess the only thing that can beat me is an ass.