Is H1 an old people vehicle?

[Buckeye Hummer]

I had a feeling you were going to anger me by showing a water pick. We just don't have any agua out here you lucky SOB. That is cool terrain.
Who put the can opener on your rock rails? It looks like something grabbed and pulled. Here is a pic of my rails I had installed about a month ago. They're steel, not aluminum and have taken some nice hits without even a dent.