This is why they club seals

[Bondage]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by GeorgeSSSS:
Just keep your eye on where you are in the food chain. When I go hunting, I look out for two things: Deer and bears. I know I'm somewhere in the between.

Best regards,

George SSSS </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Here's one for the bear hunters out there...
A guy goes bear hunting - sees an enormous bear on a ridge, sights, fires, and the bear disappears. A few minutes later, he feels a tap on his shoulder, turns around, andit's the bear. The bear bends the guy over and rapes the ever living crap outta him.

The guy goes into town and buys a bigger rifle. Returning to the same spot the next day, he sights the bear again, and BOOM. The bear disappears. A few seconds later...tap tap. He is bent over and raped again.

He limps into town and finds a bazooka at a surplus store. He returns again the next day and, again, there is the bear on the ridge. He pops up the sights and BOOOOOM. The bear disappears in a cloud of smoke.

A few second later...tap tap tap. He turns around and looks at the bear. The bear grins and says, "Hey. You're not here for the hunting, are you?"



Sean