Anyone know the story behind this pic?

[Dallion]

Garble... As much as it pains me to post a link to this... Here is the story behind it... ohh the pain..

http://www.fuh2.com/deadh2.php

and a quote of the story text:

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I thought y'all might enjoy this. This is a brand spankin' new GM H2 in all its "glory" that went for a little joy ride at La Sierra University in Riverside, CA (my gf works for PR there and took the pics, good job DJ!).



Heres what happened: This chick took her mom and kids out for a ride at 3AM and saw construction and dirt and so forth around the campus. She thought to herself "hey, this is an H2, i saw it in a commercial and it could do anything. Its an all terrain vehicle, right?"



She then procedes to dive around campus for a while and then broke through the cable barrier (took 2 tries) that prevents idiots from running into the schools brand new samaritan statue. she then hit a 1' dirt curb at about 40mph, and then right into the statues cement base. Needless to say, the curb and cement were victorious.



When asked why she did it, she repiled "I wanted to jump the statue, i saw it on tv"



She wasnt drunk or under any kind of influence and yes, the kids were inside when it happened. This is all very true. here are the pics:
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