Hummer Hall of Shame

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Don't feel too bad, I checked into the Hummer Hall of Shame's AS*HOL* suite. I had 2 rear-end accidents in 1 weeks on my driveway, without even looking back, I backed into 2 vehicles on my driveway, did minimum $5000 of damages. The only blessing was there were nobody to laugh at me except my wife.

When you get all clean up, give me a call, just tell operator you want to speak to The Idiot. We can have a drink and cry the whole night through.