"What would Jesus drive" campaign

Take it from me, I know Jesus. I talk to him every couple weeks or so. Anyway, he told me himself the he's jealous of my Hummer and he'd love to get one for himself.

By the way, Jesus is my apartment handyman, and I don't know why the media would is making such a fuss about what he might drive, anyway. The fact is he drives a Hyundai, but it's not as if he could just choose any car or truck he wanted...