Best 50,000 you can spend

[ShaggyX]

Buckeye
1. I am not too proud to ride in someone elses truck.
2. I live well below my means, so money is not an issue.
3. I use that line all the time, just not to the H2 owners that I know.
4. I am proud to be the bearer of the beer, but I still wheel even when I have a full load.

Drag
1. My gas milage is too crappy to be a pizza delivery boy.
2. I dont have any ex-girlfriends, but nice try.
3. I am enjoy going to the limits, if that means getting towed everyonce in a while...then so be it.

You guys are no fun, I need someone to be on my side every once in a while. (I actually do say nice truck to Hummer owners that dont give me the "I am better than you, because I have a more expensive vehicle" look).