high & tight

[Steve R]

Oh Shea your so fine, your so fine you blow my mind, oh Shea....oh Shea!

OH yeeeaaaaahhhhh. Let me know when your H2 will be needing a little tune-up...I'll be happy to check your traction control system and thoroughly diagnos your alignment! Lord have mercy!!!!! Any more talk about stuff being 'high & tight' and I'll be needing a very cold shower and muscle relaxers!

In keeping with the theme of the thread....yeah, I'm running pretty high & tight myself...keeps the prep-time for going out down to a minimum.

Now here's Steve's sure-fire tips for guys: Have you ever been running behind schedule and your wife/girlfriend is almost ready to go before you are???(cause you were maybe...online screwing around with a forum??)....you can buy yourself about 5-10 minutes and manipulate things so it seems your waiting for her!! Here's how:

Just calmly and unemotionally ask her "Oh, are you going to wear that?". They'll immediately ask "why!!!???". Then just reply...."oh, nothing. That's nice".

You just bought yourself some time, cause they'll turn around and high-tail it into the closet to change. Then, as soon as your ready....just announce "Come on...we're late....I'm waiting for you!".

You can replay this with shoes and jewelry too. I've bought as much as 20 minutes using these techniques! Enjoy guys!