Paris in an H2

[KenP]

No ti!$, no a$$, sex like a dead fish (according to what I heard about the video), not very bright, and she likes dogs in her crouch.

Nasty thing.

[DRTYF? (the imposter)]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
The caption says she stripped for "4 Inches". Mighty short standards. Besides, she's not hot. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

There ya go DRTYFN you can finaly score with a chick this time.

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Ok, ok... no donkey-punching. How about spitting on her? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Well, I guess donkey-punching is OK if she is a Mexican hooker you are dating. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

By dating do you mean peeing on? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

And by peeing you mean dropping a fresh log between her tits? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMFAO!!! Nice, I've got to go to a lunch at 12 and I'm going to be laughing to myself over this.

[DennisAJC]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HammerH2:
I've actually been on the site for a while now. And I want to be part of the community. I'm mostly a guy who loves to laugh and not so tough on and off the internet. I don't want to be victim like the poor saps in the past. Sometimes you have to go with the big boys.

Paragon thanks for your input but nature of this furom, it's direction is predictable so going with the flow is best. Sencerely I do enjoy Dirtyfns post as with yours and most of the vetrans. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


LOG ON AND CHECK IN YOUR SPINE AT THE DOOR!

Relax dude, it's all in fun if you can let it roll off your back instead of rolling over on your back.

[DennisAJC]

It's Pewter.

I think the dog is craving for strips of liver.

[h2co-pilot]

Not picking on you just f#cking with you , consider it dropped.

Yes, hutz, she did it for charity. The picture was later auctioned.

[ckhagman]

quaffle
wonderkiss
sifting for gold
If you renamed the cocklocks one I am sure it could be applied to the females also.

snorkeling

[GeorgeSSSS]

Once again, our automotive forum boldly goes where no automotive forum has gone before. I cannot say, however, "where no man has gone before," because a lot of guys -- and likely girls too -- have been there.

Oh well, I like her Dad's hotels.

George SSSS

[h2co-pilot]

I don't thinks it's cool, it's awful and demeaning. Just having the pleasure of knowing that those terms exist pisses me off. I pity the fool that actually tries something like that on a girl.

Just tell Drty to GFH!

[h2co-pilot]

This is my favorite pooting video! An oldie but goodie- so nasty and familiar.

http://www.fugly.com/media/download.php?cat=MOVIES&id=3...r=&rating=&per_page =

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HammerH2:
Can we just drop it guys? I really don't want the attention. Thanks </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Translation: "My diaper is full and I just want to be changed."

[Harley]

The funniest .wmv file I've seen in a long time... "Jurassic Fart" -- turn your sound up, too!!



http://www.office-humour.co.uk/item.cfm?itm=1554


K

[h2co-pilot]

Alright Hammer, just bend over and post your pic.

[HummerNewbie]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
LOOK AT ALL THESE FREAKIN LYING SACKS O ****!

If Paris came to MOAB, you guys would be all donkey punching each other just to suck her tampon.

WHATEVER! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sorry Dennis but I think that she and Nicole are two of the skankiest women on the planet. I wouldn't mind getting a Hummer from her though. She is rich you know, she can afford to get me an H2 right?

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
You guys are funny. Anyway, She is engaged now to Paris Latsis and behaving quite civil lately.

But the picture does point out something very near and dear to my heart:

See the make-up mirror!!!!It's so small and far away!

This is the only thing that really pisses me off about the H2!!!! WTH! I don't wear a lot of make-up, but when I do, I want to check it prior to my destination. Since our H2 only makes it out to wheel or special occasions etc., it is very important! Why is it so small?!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

[HummerNewbie]

fresh bread...ROFLMAO

I know a few people that would probably have to say yes they tried it.

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HammerH2:
I just don't get it. If one gives their opinion and mabye replies in kind, if it doesn't go well with the crowd he or she is picked on. I admit it's funny to watch but not if you're the one in question.

Can we just drop it guys? I really don't want the attention. Thanks </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Holy shiite!!! What's with the 'gina presentation? You think this is getting picked on? What a sissy little whining girl. Have you learned how to use the big boy toilet yet? Damn... what a little girl.
(You had to have know this was coming.)

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummerNewbie:
fresh bread...ROFLMAO

I know a few people that would probably have to say yes they tried it. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not only do I do that in the car(and slyly lock the windows so there's no chance for fresh air), but I drop gaseous nerve agents whenever I walk down the aisle at the grocery store, video store or anyplace else that there's going to be innocent nostrils. My favorite is to pollute an aisle and then pretend I'm looking at something on the endcap so I can observe the look on their faces when they hit the cloud of funkiness. The best is when they gag.

[ShaggyX]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
Shags, you wouldn't know what to do with her. Mabye shove it in her ear in terrorized panic doing that macabre naked skeleton dance around the room.

Hell, I gave you and your girl a room in Moab and you couldn't close that deal.

And I do believe at the time you wanted me to show you how. I would have ruined her for all Colorado men. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Thanks for that Dennis. Now if you will excuse me I need to go slit my wrists.

[DennisAJC]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
Of course you could just pee on her in the shower. She'll never know it. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

BUSTED!