Hummer Adventure Magazine

[Steve R]

Guys, guys, guys.....

No need to get huffy here. Seems the thread turned a little aggressive earlier. If you will...allow me to cast some illumination onto the subject at hand:

Ealier on MAC likened the starting of a magazine to that of opening up a restaurant: something that has a high probability of failure and financial loss. It is actually out of sincere concern that MAC advises me otherwise. I don't feel it's a vote of ill confidence, but rather that of a friend trying to save me some heartache & agony. MAC had said this long ago and as such to new members of the forum he may have seemed a bit nasty. MAC is an outstanding guy and despite my incessant teasing/joking/humiliation/jaunting/tormenting/slanderous/defying comments directed at MAC...they are all intended as pure fun.

Oh sure...most of you have emailed me on the side and told me what a weiny he is, and that his post are long and drawn-out and that he questionably contributes to the forum in actual knowledge, and that his post are self-serving and tend to promote his success and wealth, AND.....it goes on and on. But MAC is still our brother and we sorta like him. Okay, maybe tolerate, but still.(sorry MAC, it's just too easy)

Before I forget. MAC: you ignorant slut....I certainly do NOT yell at the top of my lungs about my club on a regular basis. You just have to remember that we regularly have new members joining us and they are unaware of our club. I simply announce events so that people will know of them. Your other accusation is that I'll grab any H2 that is willing to join me. WRONG: your exclusion from my club is proof of that inaccuracy

Now seriously. I am simply PART of a collective force that is very interested in putting together a magazine. And even MAC will agree that a wise approach is to research and test your market before getting stupid with large money. I just needed a little feedback about HA (Hummer Adventures).

There is an absolute and definite method to my madness. Let not the absence of information lead you to assume things. Big wheels often turn slow. Rome wasn't built in a day. You can't make turkey jerky without burning down a barn. Something else funny involving MAC.

The only thing you need to know is that there will be a big centerfold and frontal nudity involved. * see details below

*detail: no frontal nudity involved

Oh yeah. I'm really NOT the big-time offroader that everyone thinks I am. Of the near 9,000 miles I've put on my H2, only about 3.2% are "offroad". At one event I picked-up a few brush-rake scratches that I've been assured will buff out. My tires are a bit chapped here and there, but beyond that my rig & MAC's are pretty much identical in condition.

I offroad about once every 3-4 weeks, when I do...I take pics & video and you hear about it. It's just a hobby and an interest.'

MAC, darn you for making me post such a long post!