need help about order date

[Beck]

As senior partner at the law firm of Cheat, Wrong and Defraud, LLC, I always advise my clients that it is absolutely okay to promise their clients anything verbally without witness, even with witness, it is okey, as long as they have a good lawyer like me. Cheat, wrong or defraud is perfectly legal, as long as you don't get caught. My advise is for them not to sign anything nor have any writing on paper or email. If they have to sign anything, it is my job to make sure the paperwork has a lot of holes in it for wiggle room down the road, and hope the counterpart is stupid or to cheap to hire a lawyer. When I buy a $60,000 vehicle, I made sure I have it in writing, I don't care it is written on toilet paper, but I must have a piece of paper.