Video of Nederland Hummers

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First, the anchor chick would get thoroughly worked over. She might need a wheelchair and an I.V.

I just knew that strap was going to snap when they tried to jerk that buried Mastodon H1 out of the muck. That guy standing near the straps when they were trying another jerk maneuver was really trying for a Darwin Award.
IME, when rescuing a stuck vehicle from mud, we always try to pull it BACK out unless we can't safely get to it.