Bastards

[Fistville]

well the same video made it to my favorite paintball page, pbnation.com. The same amount of respect is being paid. I'd defend it but It really iritates me getting flammed.

[h2h8r]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
After the last time of having a ****box Jeep cherokee go out of his way to flip me off I decided to carry a small rock (a little bigger than a quarter) in the slot near the gear selector. It's kind of a growing habit to drive with the little rock in my right hand waiting for the next nitwit to flip me off. It's amazing how good of a shot I am with a quick undetectable flip of the wrist.
I thought about carrying a paintball gun, but that's all we H2 owners don't need.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


yeah, isn't sad u have to resort to that. if u had a g500 then u would be admired. can u say penis envy.

[DennisAJC]

h2h8r,

I bet you I can make you gag with mine .

You must envy our penises the way you bring it up.



"A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words."

[RockYoda]

What you guys might look into is gear reduction box between the transmission and transfercase. By reduceing your overall crawl ratio you will get more control over wheel spin and the traction control can come in at a lower wheel spin. Momentum can be your friend or enemy. I wasn't saying Alec was a bad driver i was saying the TC system failed. It failed in the fact that it reconized wheel spin at too fast a speed. I think they use a vicous coupling system, and it takes a while to spin it up.

A front and rear locker set-up will change the whole truck. It makes the hardest trails look easy.

[JKulp42757]

There is an elocker available for the front. This can be used without any problems with the current traction control system.

When the locker is engaged both front wheels will be moving at the same speed. So the traction control will never try to engage.

This is my understanding.

[DRTYFN]

h2h82,
The only reason you have such wood over the G is because Rolls Royce doesn't make an "SUV" that you could drive in around and show off your bad taste. I bet you're the kind of little sissy that drives around trying to impress people with your tiny little Ethiopian-sized arm hanging out the window with an oversized Rolex(fake) on your little girly wrist.

[Steve R]

DRTYFN,

This guy isn't even worth your time, don't bother firing it up on him. Besides, he's been toasted off the forum.

[Fistville]

Off topic, but my mom just bought a G500. Its fugly, but its fun to drive.

[DRTYFN]

I had to protect the realm.

Fun to drive as compared to what? The G is top heavy and feels unstable.

[h2h8rA]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DennisAJC:
h2h8r,

I bet you I can make you gag with mine .

You must envy our penises the way you bring it up.



"A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


let me start by saying ur little quote sucks. as for this forum sucks as well.....all u cry babies can't take the heat with free speech. As u know u are all hated...sucks to be u. As for penis envy....i guess i need to explain it. U all have small dicks....as the saying goes the vehicle u drive is a reflection of your manhood. Big vehicle small dick.

[RockYoda]

h2h8rA,

Ok now its time to dick smack you and knock your teeth in....

1. Who cares what you say?
2. You started posting here, why?
3. It must give you great thrills talking about dicks regardless of size.
4. Its people like you that give our off-roading community a bad name.

If you have something intelligent to add to a post, fine.
If you don't get lost and stay at

[DRTYFN]

h2h8r,
I see you're selective in who you respond to. Pussy, I was looking forward to tearing into your lame posts/replies. But I understand that working on that street corner probably keeps you really busy, what with you looking like such a little swishing sissy. Is your G500 john still your favorite or do you have a new fave?

[h2h8rA]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
h2h8r,
I see you're selective in who you respond to. Pussy, I was looking forward to tearing into your lame posts/replies. But I understand that working on that street corner probably keeps you really busy, what with you looking like such a little swishing sissy. Is your G500 john still your favorite or do you have a new fave?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Right now my job is to make ur life hell. I actually like what u have to say...i'm laughing so (hard). Ur my most admired fan right now.

[h2h8rA]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by RockYoda:
h2h8rA,

Ok now its time to dick smack you and knock your teeth in....

1. Who cares what you say?
2. You started posting here, why?
3. It must give you great thrills talking about dicks regardless of size.
4. Its people like you that give our off-roading community a bad name.

If you have something intelligent to add to a post, fine.
If you don't get lost and stay at <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

making ur life hell....enjoy because i will. Man i thought my penis was small....but, yours must be reeeeallllly small.

[DRTYFN]

Haha, make my life hell? You're a funny little he-she. I look forward to seeing what your poor little mind can come up with after a tough day of getting your already perforated sphincter further tooled out by whomever has an extra $10 to waste.

Bring it on, Nancy-boy.

[h2h8rA]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Haha, make my life hell? You're a funny little he-she. I look forward to seeing what your poor little mind can come up with after a tough day of getting your already perforated sphincter further tooled out by whomever has an extra $10 to waste.

Bring it on, Nancy-boy.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


i sure can use that extra $10 so i can buy some spray paint and write how u like it up the butt all over ur brick. then again i wouldn't resort to that....i much rather stick my schlong up ur butt and spank u like the b@#ch u are. Meanwhile u can call me nancy boy all u want but, then again u will be biting the pillow that is stuffed in ur face.

[Detonate]

Why do "u" talk like a little AOL school kid?

-Jim March
Arlington TX
2003 Red H2
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder

[hognose]

h2h8rA,

I actually enjoy getting slammed, as long as it's original,

But seriously,
Your Joke bag is EMPTY. Pick it up; reach around inside.....hmmmm..nothing in there huh?

In deference to your precious time let me reiterate your entire bag of tricks for you...

Small penis, small penis, man love, put something in someone’s butt, small penis, small penis. Oh, I almost forgot....we drive a brick.

Wooohooo....that was goooood! I truly feel like I have been put in my place and have absolutely no comeback!

Your intellect and ability to put others down is simply staggering.....I really don't think I can go on another day now that someone of your mental agility has shown me the light......;-)

Seriously man, more power to you if you wanna come in here and slam me for owning an H2, but damn it man have some dignity. Come up with something GOOD! Think outside the box, hit me with something that demonstrates you are smarter than your pet gerbil.

I honestly look forward to someone hitting me with something new, and intelligent, but you consistently come up short.......

These lame ass digs make me question if anyone really enforces the laws against inbreeding in this country. But, in no way has made me question the H2's ability. I know, you probably don't understand what that meant, lets just say you're clearly swimming in a shallow gene pool.....OK, you probably still can't understand that....How can I convey this in a manner you'll understand. "Uncle Dad" is not a term most people outside of your family would be familiar with.

My advice would be to stop using your big sisters AOL login until you're old enough, and intelligent enough, to log onto a computer without her help.

If I were you, first, I'd stop spending 12 hours a day pulling my pud to my moms Victoria’s Secret catalog, then I'd get some new friends, because they obviously are not teaching you the fine art of bagging on someone else.

Now log off, throw away your sisters password (and put her panties back where you found them) and SACK UP little boy. One day your testicles will descend, your voice will get squeaky, and you'll realize what a total tool you are.

If you simply MUST stick with the small penis, gay, and ass jokes then please, replenish the joke bag and at least come up with something new!

[h2h8rA]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by hognose:
h2h8rA,

I actually enjoy getting slammed, as long as it's original,

But seriously,
Your Joke bag is EMPTY. Pick it up; reach around inside.....hmmmm..nothing in there huh?

In deference to your precious time let me reiterate your entire bag of tricks for you...

Small penis, small penis, man love, put something in someone’s butt, small penis, small penis. Oh, I almost forgot....we drive a brick.

Wooohooo....that was goooood! I truly feel like I have been put in my place and have absolutely no comeback!

Your intellect and ability to put others down is simply staggering.....I really don't think I can go on another day now that someone of your mental agility has shown me the light......;-)

Seriously man, more power to you if you wanna come in here and slam me for owning an H2, but damn it man have some dignity. Come up with something GOOD! Think outside the box, hit me with something that demonstrates you are smarter than your pet gerbil.

I honestly look forward to someone hitting me with something new, and intelligent, but you consistently come up short.......

These lame ass digs make me question if anyone really enforces the laws against inbreeding in this country. But, in no way has made me question the H2's ability. I know, you probably don't understand what that meant, lets just say you're clearly swimming in a shallow gene pool.....OK, you probably still can't understand that....How can I convey this in a manner you'll understand. "Uncle Dad" is not a term most people outside of your family would be familiar with.

My advice would be to stop using your big sisters AOL login until you're old enough, and intelligent enough, to log onto a computer without her help.

If I were you, first, I'd stop spending 12 hours a day pulling my pud to my moms Victoria’s Secret catalog, then I'd get some new friends, because they obviously are not teaching you the fine art of bagging on someone else.

Now log off, throw away your sisters password (and put her panties back where you found them) and SACK UP little boy. One day your testicles will descend, your voice will get squeaky, and you'll realize what a total tool you are.

If you simply MUST stick with the small penis, gay, and ass jokes then please, replenish the joke bag and at least come up with something new!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


i actually enjoyed that...lmao. i will print that one and stick it on my fridge so my mom and sis can read it to. e=mc2

[hognose]

I almost forgot to respond for h2h8r.

Here, ya go man, so you don't have to spend the next 2 days coming up with what is sure to be a lame response, I'll come up with one to save you some time:

I have a small penis that I put in my own ass while driving my brick down the road.

I think that about covers your bag of tricks.

No go have your "Aunt Mom" tuck you into bed.

Chris