Fun with a real butt hole

[LasVegas]

Took my H2 to Discount Tire to install pressure sensors. All the employees were commenting about how great H2s are. Some a**hole customer chimed in that he "has no idea why someone would pay $45,000 for a Hummer" I promptly asked where can you buy an H2 for $45,000....try $50 - $60K + MSRP. He said "really, I wouldn't own a Hummer, they're all a piece a junk". I gave him a look, he then noticed an H2 (mine) sitting out front and sheepishly asked "oh, do you own one". I said "yes I do and are you a leaf licker". He got a stupid look on his face and asked "what's a leaf licker?". The guy behind the counter quickly & wisely realized this conversation was going downhill fast and distracted the guy with some unrelated questions. He drove off in some foreign 4 wheel drive POS turd box about half the size of an H2. What an idiot. First negative comment I've ever had. But give the "kids" at Discount Tire credit. After he left they all said his only problem is that he can't afford one!