Why the FJ Cruiser is no Threat to the H3

[Aubs]

I may be clueless, but Johnny Carson was a funny man, and because John Candy was overweight my cousin became an IT specialist who founded the internet with Al Gore. Al Gore is my best friend. Al Gore says you're a doo-doo head.

I probably am clueless, but I still have no idea why you'd want an oversized, tipsy monster of a vehicle. I know the bigger the tires, the more the things tend to walk on the highway, the higher the suspension the more body roll and less accident avoidance, and the whole setup begs for mechanical failure.

But you can have your modified beasts, and I'll stick to my better resale, highly comfortable, safe, low center of gravity, easy to drive stock vehicle which, since I didn't throw my money into uselessness, I can buy all kinds of fancy gizmos.

I do find it funny though that most everyone disagrees with this whole argument that FJ is god, and Mod is God, and thinks the FJ is a POS!