I need some help

[ShaggyX]

Originally Posted by Aubs

How far is Parker from Breck? I assume it's far, far away. And besides, how do I know you won't attack me while I sleep and steal my H2??

About 100 miles.

Have you seen pictures of me? I could punch you with every ounce of strength I have and you wouldn't feel it.

[Aubs]

Originally Posted by ShaggyX

About 100 miles.

Have you seen pictures of me? I could punch you with every ounce of strength I have and you wouldn't feel it.

Haha. I'd probably use more gas getting to your house than staying in a hotel room.

Your strength is impressive young Jedi!

[ShaggyX]

Originally Posted by Aubs

Haha. I'd probably use more gas getting to your house than staying in a hotel room.

Your strength is impressive young Jedi!

Probably.

Young Jedi? Don't make me kick your ass.

[Aubs]

So, should I leave here, and come up with an excuse?

I mean, I suppse it's pot useage, so I gotta leave sometime.

I haven't actually seen them doing anything, because I haven't been here yet while they were.

[HummerHippy]

Well, finally! Let me be of some assistance. (In my best Norm from Cheers voice), Ya see, the Marijuana smell is derived from the heating of the THC molecules found mostly in the leaves, and the...
Had ya going didn't I?
From what people have told me,... pots gunna smell musty. Fried food is gunna smell like fried chick, french fries etc.
If the roomies have a difficult time remembering sentences, it's probably pot.

Seriously, trust your gut.
peace.

Degrease the entire place maybe.

[h2co-pilot]

Wait, I totally forgot about Patchouli. When I was slighty hippy, (I still shaved and bathed and stuff so stfu.....) I used to wear it sometimes. It's a perfume oil. It kinda smells like sh1t, oil and flowers now that I think of it. Maybe that's it.

[Aubs]

Originally Posted by h2co-pilot

Wait, I totally forgot about Patchouli. When I was slighty hippy, (I still shaved and bathed and stuff so stfu.....) I used to wear it sometimes. It's a perfume oil. It kinda smells like sh1t, oil and flowers now that I think of it. Maybe that's it.

Yeah, my reformed hippie ski instructor friend said it could be that too. If it is, I think I'm allergic to it. I woke up this morning and felt awful. Then I left for the day, and about an hour later, things were much better. Now that I'm back, and my Oreck air filter is running at top speed, I still feel yucky again, and the smell is refusing to be ionized.

I'm going to check out some other places tomorrow, so hopefully I can get out of here! One even has a hot tub, and it's not in hippie Breck, it's slightly more respectable Eagle-Vail.

You know, I was imagining today what to get these chicks for their birthday. I think a machete might be helpful in cutting their bushes... And now I finally realize why ski instructors shave their pubes: crabs really don't like it when there's nothing to hold on to.

[h2co-pilot]

"When I get nervous I stick my hands under my arms and I smell them. It's gross because they smell so bad. It's dirty and bad."

[DennisAJC]

I use to find burnt tin foil in the employees bathroom and at times it smelled like cooking. I later discovered one of them was a heroin user and I ejected him the same day I found out. The smell disappeared.

Be careful Aubs. It might be worst than you think.

[BlueTJCO]

Originally Posted by DennisAJC

I use to find burnt tin foil in the employees bathroom and at times it smelled like cooking. I later discovered one of them was a heroin user and I ejected him the same day I found out. The smell disappeared.

Be careful Aubs. It might be worst than you think.

yea, they could be pot smoking, heroin using, aids infested serial killers.....you better be careful...

what does AUBS have to be careful about? Seriously? If they are using drugs and it bothers you then be a man and leave. My guess is they prob smoke a little pot and smell like most of the woman do that live in Breck and any mountain town for that matter.............

just wait til you see hair under one of their arms.......that will be real interesting for sure...........

[usetosellhummer]

The cops on stake out may see your H2 out front and think your drug lord of this group and with all the bling target you. Tell the girls your a white slave runner and check their reaction.

[h2co-pilot]

Aubs, I know you are going through a lot right now. I think the best thing to do is make stuff as simple as possible- more importantly work on making yourself happy. So where you live and relax is crucial.

Isn't there a college town around there? Maybe some older folks have rooms for rent. If you have the money- a hotel room for awhile is sweet- maid service- good TV- internet until you find a place. Then find someplace you will be happy with- even if it is temporary. Decorate it the way you want/stuff you love and stock up on stuff you love to eat. You may want to start training and get into biking and ride with CO Hummer in that thing you all were talking about. It will give you a focus on something.