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08-06-2006, 08:17 PM
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Re: How many Texans
Thanks, great to hear.....nothing like knowing a few or more to hangout with.
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08-07-2006, 02:56 AM
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Re: How many Texans
"How many Texans "
 I thought this was going to be a joke.
So here's one  :
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says "We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive"
The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps.
The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps.
This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.
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08-07-2006, 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by KenP
"How many Texans "
I thought this was going to be a joke.
So here's one :
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says "We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive"
The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps.
The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps.
This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.
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08-07-2006, 07:34 PM
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Re: How many Texans
League City...
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08-07-2006, 09:10 PM
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Re: How many Texans
frisco here, north texas dallas area
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08-07-2006, 11:18 PM
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Re: How many Texans
Cant believe I am the first Dallas owner to post.
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08-08-2006, 12:47 AM
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Re: How many Texans
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Originally Posted by KenP
"How many Texans "
I thought this was going to be a joke.
So here's one :
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says "We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive"
The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps.
The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps.
This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.
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08-08-2006, 01:45 PM
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Re: How many Texans
Might as well join the list - Little Elm, TX 
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08-14-2006, 03:45 AM
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Re: How many Texans
Another Dallas post here!
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08-08-2006, 01:14 AM
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Re: How many Texans
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Originally Posted by KenP
"How many Texans "
I thought this was going to be a joke.
So here's one :
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says "We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive"
The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps.
The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps.
This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.
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when the texan asked the pilot what was the MECHANICAL ISSUE,
are you ready for this.....
hold on here it comes....
the pilot said "we are in Texas boy, its injun trouble."
engine........injun
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08-08-2006, 01:14 AM
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08-08-2006, 01:15 AM
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Re: How many Texans
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08-08-2006, 03:59 AM
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Re: How many Texans
Wow, Lots of us from Texas.
You can find me in Houston/San Antonio...depends on the day
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08-08-2006, 04:23 AM
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