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08-08-2006, 12:47 AM
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Re: How many Texans
Quote:
Originally Posted by KenP
"How many Texans "
I thought this was going to be a joke.
So here's one
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An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says "We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive"
The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps.
The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps.
This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.
LMAO!
#2
08-08-2006, 01:45 PM
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Posts: 126
Re: How many Texans
Might as well join the list - Little Elm, TX
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