Who has the most miles

[Tubs McFatty]

All my miles are from wheeling. I am a natural leader when it comes to offroading.

Pay no mind to the one trip 7 years ago to Paragon park that ended very badly for my group. We were stranded for what seemed like an eternity when someone dropped a half chewed hot dog into a mud hole and I went in after it. When I emerged from the abyss several of our group died. From what I was told those that perished were crushed from the bow wave that was created when I berthed from the water.