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10-16-2006, 03:00 AM
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Re: Big Spider
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Originally Posted by westhillsat
So I get home tonight after I took the wife's parents out on a couple of forest service roads, we stop for korean and when we get home and I get to the top of the stairs inside - what is waiting for me, but a big ugly spider.....
Had to go get a shoe and whop at it, the damn thing took off running about 20 miles an hour and me whopping at it on the stairway - it made it down about five steps before the final whop got it....... 
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Eyu, I feel your pain West. thank goodness you got it.
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10-16-2006, 03:20 AM
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Re: Big Spider
Did you girls ever kill the spider? 
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10-17-2006, 04:55 AM
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Re: Big Spider
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Originally Posted by DRTYFN
Did you girls ever kill the spider? 
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Bet it's in the house - somewhere..........lurking in a dark corner of the house........waiting, waiting to......
Maybe it's between a bath towel, waiting for some unsuspecting person to flap open that towel and have spidey fly out of the towel......... 
Last edited by westhillsat : 10-17-2006 at 04:57 AM.
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10-17-2006, 05:33 AM
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10-17-2006, 06:06 AM
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Re: Big Spider
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Originally Posted by DRTYFN
Haven't you ever heard the story of the lady that woke up one morning to find what she thought was some kind of pimple? After a couple of days of it growing and becoming more & more uncomfortable she started itching it. The skin suddenly split and hundreds of baby spiders poured out.
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Ooooooohhhhh yeahhhh, I heard about that woman! When the 'pimple' split open, hundreds of tiny spiders came running out. About a hundred ran into her nostrils, the others into her ear canals and the rest into her mouth. Before she knew what was happening she began to rub and itch her face .. smearing the slowest of the spiders into her pores. When she ran to the mirror to look, she saw thousands of tiny spiders running confused all around her lips and all over the smeared ones. She ran screaming. To this day she sits.... scratching, itching and pulling imaginary spiders out of her ears, nostrils and mouth. 
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10-17-2006, 06:14 AM
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10-17-2006, 06:20 AM
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Re: Big Spider
Sissies=  in bed all askeered.
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