SUNDAYADNUS

[Mrs.ssippi]

Man, Sunday was bad around the Paragon Family's home. Day starts off pretty good, cleaning the house. Me and "A" went and got donuts. Sprinkles for the girls. I start washing sheets and all that good stuff. Pre-race stuff comes on. Sitting playing the DS while watching the pre-race and the start of the race. The girls are driving both me and Paragon nuts, so being the nice and great wife that I am, I take the girls for a walk/bike ride. While we are down at the end of the street we hear 2 loud pops. Yes its the @sshole trying to get the tree down and he really screwed the pooch. So I know there is no race showing in our house now. About 30 min later we come home and Paragon is NOT a happy camper. Not only did the lights go out, he found out that I shut a pair of shorts in his back door of the Hummer. I did not know I did it. No problem you think....no you are wrong. BIG problem, we can't get the door open. He tries everything, even a crowbar. Still will not open. I go and pick up some dinner, he and "A" work on the back door of the truck while me and "that baby" went to Outback. Came back still can not get the door open. We come in and eat. It is dark. I need to give the girls a bath. Our water is heated by gas, thank goodness. So I put abunch of candles in the bathroom, still pretty dark in there. Put the girls in the tub together to save time. About 5 min after putting them in the tub "that baby" sh!t in the tub! SO....."A" is screaming about poop in the tub and I grab "that baby" and put her on the toliet and she finishes there. So in the dim light I have to drain the tub and clean it. Then put them back in and finish with the bath. During this time Paragon is wanting to go and see his friends new toy and is telling me to hurry. I get the girls dressed in PJ's and brush hair. Put them in the Denali because the H2 has a pair of shorts hanging out the back, and the door still will not open. Well anyway for some reason my truck will not start. Sh!t !! The battery is dead. Man, I can't wait till Monday!!!!!

[KenP]

It's Monday.

[PARAGON]

Originally Posted by KenP

It's Monday.

Ha

It's now my job to make sure Entergy (the electrical provider) fully follows through with billing this gentleman for his ignorance. He owes me landscaping, a new meter base that was just replaced a year ago due to Katrina because he just about yanked the weatherhead off my house.

I spent no telling how many hours trying to figure out how to get shorts out of the lock mechanism of the rear hatch of a 2003 H2. A hatch that would not open due to said shorts.

After taking my knife and cutting about 95% of the shorts away, it still wouldn't budge. I had used a pry bar, my legs, pliers, etc. I finally rigged up a small inflatable ball to push the door away enough to get the folds out of the material and cut enough material away that the door closed a little further and wasn't binding. It opened back up and I was able to remove the offending shorts.

But the Soco and Crystal light was gooooouud

[KenP]

That really must have sucked. Don't you know the wife isn't allowed around Hummers?

[Mrs.ssippi]

Originally Posted by KenP

That really must have sucked. Don't you know the wife isn't allowed around Hummers?

Thank you, I have been telling him for 15 years I don't need to be around "Hummers" !!!!!!! Now I have another man saying the same thing. Hey CP, you don't have to do hummers anymore, see Ken's post.

[Mrs.ssippi]

Originally Posted by KenP

That really must have sucked. Don't you know the wife isn't allowed around Hummers?

And said wife was in the Hummer getting out the bags in the rain from our trip to the farm while the husband was inside eating hotdogs that I cooked.