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Old 11-16-2006, 12:34 AM
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Q5. WHY DO WOMEN RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.
And all these years I thought it was to get the leftover, dried up, spunk out so she could see again.
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Well you are right it is to get the spunk out and that why we scratch our balls to get the blown out spunk crust off our nuts so they stop itchin....
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spunk crust ....... now thats a new one.
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spunk crust ....... now thats a new one.

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