whats a better offroader......

[H1izmabyatch]

Ha. I don't dislike the looks of the H3 ... to an extent. It looks enough like my Jeep not to be as offensively ugly as the H2. And all hail the mean visage of the H1. I do like the way it looks as well. The H2 is an abomination. (BTW, did you know that the H2 made the "ugliest car" list ... right up there with the Pontiac Aztec! Woo hoo.) But I honestly don't crave a Hummer - of any model. I like the size, agility, capability, ruggedness, reliability, legendary proven off-road qualities of my Jeep. It's affordable to purchase and maintain, enough so that I can afford to have 3 vehicles ... one of which is the fastest "SUV" in the world. I can't see putting all my eggs in one Hummer basket, but I can afford one. And after I had the pleasure of rescuing an H1 with my barely built Cherokee at Paragon Adventure Park, I know that the Hummer's abilities as an "offroad vehicle" is laughable. Hence it is impossible for me to answer the question posed. I don't think ANY Hummer is worthy of the "offroad" moniker. Oh they do make it on some mild trails, but the really tough stuff belongs to Jeep - and you all know it.

You guys always resort to the lame you-can't-afford-one song & dance because it's your only claim to fame. Sticker price is the only area in which you can claim a #1 position, and the offensive ugliness is second only to the Aztec.