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Moab Itinerary
I hope there will be time for the following.....
- Disco night at Mike's Tavern.
- Karaoke of Endless Love with CP.
- Shaving DRTY's eyebrows.
- Shaving #2 on Paragon's back.
- Giving CO an explosive cigar.
- Leaving a treasure on Adam's hood.
- Tricking Rox into pulling over.....Again.
- Spotting Shaggy into Amanda.
- Helping Miss with her camel toe protector.
- Shave NEO's head.
- Have a steak with Ken and save the aftermath in a jar.
- Release jar aftermath in H2Finally's H2.
- Put a 4Sale sign on Tim's rig.
- A prank call to Bebe saying the contract was cancelled.
- And a little bit of wheelin. 
All hopefully documented with camera and video.
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11-22-2006, 08:06 PM
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I hope there will be time for the following.....
- Disco night at Mike's Tavern.
- Karaoke of Endless Love with CP.
- Shaving DRTY's eyebrows.
- Checking out of hospital & counting stitches in ass with mirror
- Shaving #2 on Paragon's back.
- Giving CO an explosive cigar.
- Leaving a treasure on Adam's hood.
- Tricking Rox into pulling over.....Again.
- Spotting Shaggy into Amanda.
- Helping Miss with her camel toe protector.
- Shave NEO's head.
- Have a steak with Ken and save the aftermath in a jar.
- Release jar aftermath in H2Finally's H2.
- Put a 4Sale sign on Tim's rig.
- A prank call to Bebe saying the contract was cancelled.
- Finding way to get superglued balls off of rock rails
- And a little bit of wheelin.
All hopefully documented with camera and video.
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11-22-2006, 09:31 PM
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Combine that with our itinerary and we're gonna have a PARTAY!!!!
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11-23-2006, 02:31 AM
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Re: Moab Itinerary
You forgot a few:
- Nightly Elcova viewing of live Gonzo shower cams
- Chocolate removal from CPs golden crack
- Hide DRTY's Ahoy hat and watch the enragement, followed by the same with Adam's cell phone
- Eat Lynns' BBQ (yumm)
- Back stab and laugh at anyone who doesn't come
- witness DRTY bow down to CO Hummer's rock rails
- Launch Timmy's grenade handled shifter from atop the mighty Lion's back.
- Drink beer
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11-23-2006, 02:45 AM
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Forgot to add:
- Talk about religion and politics as much as possible.
- Pre-pee in Propell bottles for later hand out.
- 3am wake up calls all around!
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11-23-2006, 06:53 AM
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Rox, are you bringing your mobile mechanic's shop again?
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Rox, are you bringing your mobile mechanic's shop again? |
Forget the mechanic's shop. Is she bringing her mobile kitchen again? 
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Doc,
Are you going? 
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11-23-2006, 07:16 AM
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Any chance I can get an invite on this trip? You guys mind Asians tagging along or are you trying to keep this a white-boy only thing?
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11-23-2006, 07:24 AM
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Doc,
Are you going? |
Let's just say I'm penciled in. We're hoping to make it.... 
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11-23-2006, 07:26 AM
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I don't think Adam is going to be happy with another present on his truck.
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11-23-2006, 07:33 AM
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Any chance I can get an invite on this trip? You guys mind Asians tagging along or are you trying to keep this a white-boy only thing?
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Naw, bring it. A few token's are good for the vids.
Marc, are "they" still gettin' it on? Tell 'em "Hi" for us!!!
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I don't think Adam is going to be happy with another present on his truck. |
Won't be me this time. I don't want another 'talking to'. 
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11-23-2006, 07:34 AM
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Won't be me this time. I don't want another 'talking to'. |
I don't know why he gave you the talkin' to, you had THE BLOWOUT that washed away in the freak rain storm.
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I don't know why he gave you the talkin' to, you had THE BLOWOUT that washed away in the freak rain storm. |
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Forget the mechanic's shop. Is she bringing her mobile kitchen again? |
yes to the shop and yes to the kitchen. That little trailer is gettin too small.  I'm also bringing the tent in case I get time to do White Rim. I'd really like to get out there and see that area, I just don't want to Freeze at night. CO, I bet you could ride your bike along that trail. Could be fun for you, only 100 miles or so.
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I just finished printing the "For Sale" sign. It's hard to remember which fawking Hummer we're selling, tho.
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I just finished printing the "For Sale" sign. It's hard to remember which fawking Hummer we're selling, tho.
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Are you starting over?
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yes to the shop and yes to the kitchen. That little trailer is gettin too small. I'm also bringing the tent in case I get time to do White Rim. I'd really like to get out there and see that area, I just don't want to Freeze at night. CO, I bet you could ride your bike along that trail. Could be fun for you, only 100 miles or so. |
To stop and see everything, they recommend three days. I have spent a day on it, and the scenery is quite amazing.
Photo from the Walking Rocks Overlook; White Rim Trail:
Musselmen Arch (you can walk across it): White Rim Trail:
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