This "Cracks" me up!

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For a nice song and video....(has a ten second commercial, then the video begins) http://www.ifilm.com/video/2473994

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Originally Posted by HummBebe

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[KenP]

Originally Posted by f5fstop

For a nice song and video....(has a ten second commercial, then the video begins) http://www.ifilm.com/video/2473994

That is a REPOST!!! But it's ok because it's got hot chicks in it.

[DRTYFN]

Mmmmm. This is nice, except for the tramp stamp around her belly button.

[KenP]

Originally Posted by DRTYFN

Mmmmm. This is nice, except for the tramp stamp around her belly button.

Google image search "camel toe" with the "safe-search" disabled.

[NEOCON1]

keep em comin

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HISTORY OF THE TOE

As we know, there are male camel-toes and female camel-toes. Although there is greater attention placed on the female camel-toe, it is the male camel-toe that actually emerged first.

The male toe (pantalones tightus camelius) did not come into existence until sometime between the 12th and 13th century AD as pants were not a common feature among the male gender prior to this.

And as pants became commonly accepted in European countries, the skirt, sarong, and thong went by the wayside. These latter articles of clothes were thought to be more for the "natives" or the "peasants". Pants on the other hand, were the clothing of choice for aristocrats. In fact, from about 1273 to 1348, the tighter the pants the better. This fashion statement came in and out over the next 750 years taking its form in many varieties (short shorts, Sumo, the Village People, tennis shorts and the unfortunately ubiquitous coaches shorts). During this period of "tightness" the male toe emerged as one of the most talked about phenomena since the Ubangi Tribe started piercing their lips.


Initially, the male toe was simply referred to as the "Bulging Wrinkle" and then later as the "Shar-pei" after the wrinkly little dog from China. Several Shar-pei had been imported to the European continent and so the name spread far and wide. It quickly overtook the "Bulging Wrinkle" as the term of the 13th and 14th Century.

But it was not too long after that "camel-toe" came into the mainstream as the term of choice. As the story goes, a trader from the Sahara had managed his way across the Mediterranean, up through Spain and into France and England. Along his travels he noticed this strange custom of "pants wearing" by the melanin-deprived northerners. He kept thinking to himself that the Shar-pei or Bulging wrinkle looked more like the hoof of his pet Camel - Metmah.

As he traveled, he would always say to people "Hey, that looks like the toe of my pet camel Metmah." While not having pictures, he actually did carry the hoof of Metmah's father around with him -- a sort of keepsake if you will. The trader would show people his camel-toe -- albeit a real camel-toe -- and people would look with amazement and astonishment at the amazing similarity. The trader was invited to speak at dinners hosted by some of Europe's most prominent Charpe fashion houses. Soon, one of the fashion houses changed its name to Camel-toe and the others followed suit rather promptly.


As the name changed across Europe and other places, there also seemed to be a rage about how big one could make their camel-toe. People tried all kinds of different ways from "The Jack" which was essentially a frontal wedgie, to smacking your nuts with a brick or other large hard object (sometimes a good firm fist right before going out on the town did the trick) to cause the genitalia to swell before placing them gingerly inside the pants.

Then quite recently, fashion houses came out with modern day underwear -- or tighty whities -- to help accentuate the toe and hold the boys in place for a cleaner, more camel-toe like effect.

However, people soon looked down on the male toe - sometimes turning away from friends and family members who continued the tradition of the male toe.

And so today it is the female toe that people think of when the term camel-toe is brought up. But that was not always the case.

[DennisAJC]

Originally Posted by f5fstop

HAHAHAHA!!!! So ends the bonerfest.

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Originally Posted by DennisAJC

HAHAHAHA!!!! So ends the bonerfest.

Not just yet, I was editing when you posted.

[PARAGON]

Originally Posted by f5fstop

"excuse me sir! There seems to be a beaver on your boner"

[Mrs.ssippi]

Originally Posted by DRTYFN

Mmmmm. This is nice, except for the tramp stamp around her belly button.

I have one question, why is that attractive? I think women are beautiful, but I think that is gross. I just don't get it.

[h2co-pilot]

Originally Posted by Mrs.ssippi

I have one question, why is that attractive? I think women are beautiful, but I think that is gross. I just don't get it.

Me neither, I always thought it had to do with grit girls and rednecks -but if they like it so much I might bring mine out every now and then.

[Storm Chaser]

An assortment of quality toes @ http://wickedweasel.com/

[Mrs.ssippi]

This is the best camel toe song

Cameltoe by Fannypack

Lyrics:

Walking down the street
Something caught my eye
A growing epidemic
That really ain?t fly
This middle aged lady
I gotta be blunt
Her spandex biker shorts
Were creeping up the front
I could see her uterus
Her pants were too tight
She musn?t own panties
There were none in sight
She walked right by
The poor woman didn?t know
She had a frontal wedgie
A Cameltoe

Umm Hmm
That?s right
Uh Huh
Oh No
Fix yourself girl
You got a Cameltoe

Girl that?s gotta hurt
Take some time and adjust
Can?t you see people staring
And making a fuss
Could not believe my eyes
Had to take a second glance
Is your crotch hungry girl?
Cause it?s eating your pants
Do you enjoy the commotion
And attention it brings?
The only lips I wanna see
Are the ones that sing
In public putting on
An X rated show
Grossing people out
With your Cameltoe

Repeat Chorus

First day of spring and by the looks of things
These girls done forgot how to dress
A little too quick to wearin pum pum shorts
And it?s causing me much distress
Whoomp there it is ya?ll right in the front
Everybody come and get a good look
I can see everything through the panty cling
Every crannie and every nook
You better take a quick minute before you step outside
Check the area thats pubic
Or you?ll get your panties all up in a bunch
All twisted up like rubic
Take these words of advice cause its not very nice
I wanna put you all in the know
Girls dont sleep dont let your pants creep
Watch out for the Cameltoe.