New years resolution?

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

Originally Posted by CO Hummer

My plan is to build a translator that will turn RYD's posts into something readable.

to be more tolerant of people who can't help themselves

RYD

[The Green Lantern]

Build bridges,..........I'll start taking cold showers. This is no joke. We have a serious pollution problem on our hands. Jeep people ruining our forest, cutting little trees, making new trails. Power plants pump thousands of pollutants into the air each year. This causes smog and acid rain that kills plants and animals. It ruins plants' immune systems, making them more susceptible to life-threatening diseases. It ruins lakes, ponds and rivers, the natural habitat of fish. Trout and salmon are being born with half developed gills, three eyes or one eye, and two tails. It might even hurt humans.

Next, we could promote scientific research that reveals the health benefits of cold showers. They increase your heart rate, which is a form of exercise, and will add couple of years to your life. They make for more efficient use of time. With a cold shower, you're in and out. No standing around dreaming about the new JK or H4. This means you get to work faster, and can be more efficient and productive.

[PARAGON]

Originally Posted by The Green Lantern

Build bridges,..........I'll start taking cold showers. This is no joke. We have a serious pollution problem on our hands. Jeep people ruining our forest, cutting little trees, making new trails. Power plants pump thousands of pollutants into the air each year. This causes smog and acid rain that kills plants and animals. It ruins plants' immune systems, making them more susceptible to life-threatening diseases. It ruins lakes, ponds and rivers, the natural habitat of fish. Trout and salmon are being born with half developed gills, three eyes or one eye, and two tails. It might even hurt humans.

Next, we could promote scientific research that reveals the health benefits of cold showers. They increase your heart rate, which is a form of exercise, and will add couple of years to your life. They make for more efficient use of time. With a cold shower, you're in and out. No standing around dreaming about the new JK or H4. This means you get to work faster, and can be more efficient and productive.

should slow down population growth also

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

I already take too many cold showers !

RYD

[The Green Lantern]

Interesting New Year's resolutions so far.

[f5fstop]

To be really nice to the Brand Quality Managers, and stop harassing them weekly about having a week front diff....
To be nice to the bulletin writers, when I tell them their bulletins aren't worth a sh*t.
To continue to be a pain in arse to my boss, so that I can transfer to Field Resolution Engineering, and actually work with some intelligent people for a change. (Then I'll be sitting next to the Brand Quality Managers and can bang the Hummer dude over the head a few times with the front diff.)
To wave at people more often with a full hand then with just one finger....

Hell, that's enough for this year

[K9sH3]

Originally Posted by f5fstop

To wave at people more often with a full hand then with just one finger....

Hell, that's enough for this year

LMAO! Thats funny

[SnakeH2]

Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky

to be more tolerant of people who can't help themselves

RYD

Looks like you failed already