When the quiet fart goes wrong

[GLBLWARMR]

Fake or not I still laugh my balls off everytime that I see that.

[fourfourto]

funny but gross Reminds me of this summer

True story
I have a big hot tub in my deck ,I cover it with the top of a 10 foot by 10 foot top of a canapy(tent type).
after 2 years the tarp material drys up and becomes brittle.

My dog attempting to jump off the deck backs into the cover and rips through,my wife hears barking yelping ect,the dog is strugling to keep afloat and get out.
my wife yanks him out within a minute.
I get home she tells me the dog fell through into the hot tub,I go out and pull the cover off and there were 3 or 4 big doggie shlts on the bottom,I try to scoop it up and it disinergrated instantly.
Had to drain/flush the pipes in the tub and scrub it with bleach ect.
Dirty job cleaning the hottub,Nasty


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[KenP]

"Is this gonna' take long?"

[DennisAJC]

Nothing a shower couldn't fix.