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03-07-2007, 11:27 PM
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Re: What Do You Like Best About Your H3?
I have an 06 Luxury/Off-road pkg. I like the glove box light that helps me find my papers...er, uh, just a sec officer, it's uh right in here somewhere. I like the map lights that light up the entire interior and are located toward the back seat (have the sunroof). I like the brightly lit engine compartment that makes it easy to check my oil and other things in the dark. I like the cracks in my roof rails and the warped A-pillar mouldings - they add character. I like the loud farts from my roof marker lights when I travel on the freeway or the wind is gusty - a recent passenger called it a hillbilly speed governor. I like the way the factory nav system avoids the most direct, shortest routes to my destination, allowing me to take in more of our great nation. I like the way every drop of liquid and spec of debris on the roadway sticks to sides of my vehicle, creating a collage of memorabilia from my jouney - a travel log of sorts. I like the noise the poor, underpowered engine makes when I drag race. I like the nice, flat storage area I get when I fold down the rear seats. I like the sense of community I felt when my kind neighbors came to my rescue, pushing my wheel-spinning Hummer, with its snow-packed Bridgestones over a lump of snow at the end of my driveway so I could get home. One of them said, "Don't feel bad, I almost had to get help getting into my driveway too." He and his soccer mom wife drive a mini-van. I like to watch tofu-eating, nipple-pierced freakos "humping" my Hummer. But most of all, I like having my very own On-Star beotch. "How do you like it baby?" " Slower please."
Just kidding.  I love my H3 and wouldn't even think of driving anything else.
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03-07-2007, 11:43 PM
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Re: What Do You Like Best About Your H3?
The Looks.
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03-07-2007, 11:46 PM
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Re: What Do You Like Best About Your H3?
What Do You Like Best About Your H3?
Its mine
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03-08-2007, 12:26 AM
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Re: What Do You Like Best About Your H3?
SEX on the roof...
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03-08-2007, 12:28 AM
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Re: What Do You Like Best About Your H3?
I like looking DOWN at minvans. 
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03-08-2007, 03:45 AM
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Re: What Do You Like Best About Your H3?
Quote:
Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky
SEX on the roof...
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so I'm not the only one that's done that aye?
But did you do it on the beach at might under a full moon?
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Hummer, like nothing else!
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03-08-2007, 03:59 AM
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Re: What Do You Like Best About Your H3?
does solo sex count  , if not Ducky you must erase your post. 
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03-08-2007, 03:59 AM
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Re: What Do You Like Best About Your H3?
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03-09-2007, 05:30 AM
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Re: What Do You Like Best About Your H3?
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03-08-2007, 05:15 PM
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Re: What Do You Like Best About Your H3?
Quote:
Originally Posted by blindzebra
so I'm not the only one that's done that aye?
But did you do it on the beach at might under a full moon?
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Hummer, like nothing else!
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NO !
Parking lot at the Super WalMart at mid day on a Saturday...
RYD
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03-08-2007, 12:30 AM
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Re: What Do You Like Best About Your H3?
When I used to travel out west in my Jeep, it was cramped, and bounced around like a cup in a windstorm, and I wish I was in the Vette. When I used to drive the Vette out west, I would see some fantastic roads leading off into the mountains and could do nothing about it, but wish I had the Jeep.
Now I drive the Hummer out west, and it is comfortable, and has plenty of room for two, AND if I see that intriguing 4x4 road leading off into the mountains, I take it.
That is what I like best about my Hummer 
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03-08-2007, 02:46 AM
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Re: What Do You Like Best About Your H3?
Quote:
Originally Posted by H3PAC
I like having my very own On-Star beotch. "How do you like it baby?" "Slower please."
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 One of the funniest things I have read on the forums.
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03-08-2007, 03:00 AM
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Re: What Do You Like Best About Your H3?
I have to say i like just about everything about it! For i truly love the thing becuase ever since i knew what a car was i always wanted a Hummer, and i never thought id own one so to have one is one of my dreams come true. Also the name and the persona behind the Hummer and just whats its associated with.
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03-08-2007, 03:08 AM
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Re: What Do You Like Best About Your H3?
I like the prestige of driving a HUMMER !!! 
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