Paris Shows Her Shoes

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Originally posted by Steve R:
Please imagine something witty, entertaining or funny here. I gotz nothin' & I can't find a single thread to add or participate in.

Crap...it's come to this:

Dennis, attack me. I'll get all bent out of shape & weird about it, write some novels. You can get all creative with photoshop....ought to be good for a few days eh?

Btw...remember about 2 weeks ago when my H2 got broken into? Well....someone did try to break in (as evident from the pic of the door) and it was right about that same time as my wallet was missing. But as luck turned-out, my wallet was found in my pants that I wore right around that same period. Stupid nanny wandered into my closet and saw fit to hang them up.

But had someone broken in, I bet he was likely a lowly Canadian (there's your incentive Dennis).....

Stupid Canadians, they're all the same!!!!

Here... I'll help you. I just saw the HMR mag from 3rd quarter. You've been chugging WeightGain 4000.