Sheryl Crow would like your ass to itch....

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Not shakin my hand

[MarineHawk]

I used to want to lick her a$$, but her hygene deficit has me thinking more of a good clean conservative paper-wasting, clean-butt woman like Ann Coulter, or Kimberly Guilfoyle.

[K9sH3]

LMAFAO...

All of you are bent....

it reminds me of the kid who went to the sk8 parks bathroom and never came out,,, He sat there wondering what to do next. the door was locked and he couldn't reach it to ask for TP seeing that there was no TP for him to use... HAHAHAHAHA!! and he was to emBARASS to call for help..

[deserth3]

Sheryl Crow.. Now there's a role model

[lennyrebel]

I think she held her breath a little too long when she was singing and thats when she suffered most of her brain damage--if not that what? Or bl-wing lance and forgetting to inhale. The rebel:

[frenzy1]

NO WAY !!! I EAT TOO MUCH :

[K9sH3]

YUM!

[DRTYFN]

I knew this was inevitable:

SHERYL Crow should eat crow. The save-the-environment rocker who's on a "Stop Global Warming College Tour" with Laurie David and just proposed a limit on toilet paper usage is a big gas-guzzler. Her performance rider demands for each show include three tractor trailers, four buses and six cars for her entourage, TheSmokingGun.com reports. She also insists on 12 bottles of Grolsch beer, six bottles of "local" beer and a bottle each of "good Australian Cabernet" and "good Merlot." Crow's flack said the rider was "an old one from 10 years ago" but declined to show us a current one.