Paris Update

Originally Posted by jmsspratlin

I can see it now:

CNN Breaking News:

This just in, Paris Hilton dead. Cause of death uncertified at this point, but it is speculated that she aspirated sperm which resulted in a form of pneumonia that doctors say is seen primarily in young amateurs in the adult film industry. This form of pneumonia "spermonia" was the culprit and derived from Ms. Hilton ingesting over 1 qt of semen. In an interview with closer friend Britney Spears, it was said that "Paris always did have a rare oral fixation"
More on this story as it develops......back to you Dennis

Died from shock of seeing her black roots in the mirror.

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

Well today is the day that ROSIE goes to visit Paris in jail. She is expected to see Paris for about an hour and will be returning to "THE VIEW" to talk about her experience. It is rumered that Paris MIGHT go on the show with her...

[jmsspratlin]

Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky

Well today is the day that ROSIE goes to visit Paris in jail. She is expected to see Paris for about an hour and will be returning to "THE VIEW" to talk about her experience. It is rumered that Paris MIGHT go on the show with her...

OMG...Rosie is over-rated...and fat

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

Originally Posted by jmsspratlin

OMG...Rosie is over-rated...and fat

some people like round women... that way when your making WHOOPIE the bones don't poke into you...

As far as ROSIE goes shes UGLY, OBNOXIOUS, LOUD, STUPID and definitly not a credit to the female gender...

[jmsspratlin]

Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky

some people like round women... that way when your making WHOOPIE the bones don't poke into you...

As far as ROSIE goes shes UGLY, OBNOXIOUS, LOUD, STUPID and definitly not a credit to the female gender...

Yeah, round, but round and fat are totally two different things!