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#21
06-24-2007, 07:25 AM
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Re: Paris Update
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Originally Posted by jmsspratlin
I can see it now:
CNN Breaking News:
This just in, Paris Hilton dead. Cause of death uncertified at this point, but it is speculated that she aspirated sperm which resulted in a form of pneumonia that doctors say is seen primarily in young amateurs in the adult film industry. This form of pneumonia "spermonia" was the culprit and derived from Ms. Hilton ingesting over 1 qt of semen. In an interview with closer friend Britney Spears, it was said that "Paris always did have a rare oral fixation"
More on this story as it develops......back to you Dennis
Died from shock of seeing her black roots in the mirror.
#22
06-24-2007, 01:21 PM
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Re: Paris Update
Well today is the day that ROSIE goes to visit Paris in jail. She is expected to see Paris for about an hour and will be returning to "THE VIEW" to talk about her experience. It is rumered that Paris MIGHT go on the show with her...
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#23
06-24-2007, 02:14 PM
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Re: Paris Update
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Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky
Well today is the day that ROSIE goes to visit Paris in jail. She is expected to see Paris for about an hour and will be returning to "THE VIEW" to talk about her experience. It is rumered that Paris MIGHT go on the show with her...
OMG...Rosie is over-rated...and fat
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06-24-2007, 02:24 PM
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Re: Paris Update
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Originally Posted by jmsspratlin
OMG...Rosie is over-rated...and fat
some people like round women... that way when your making WHOOPIE the bones don't poke into you...
As far as ROSIE goes shes UGLY, OBNOXIOUS, LOUD, STUPID and definitly not a credit to the female gender...
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#25
06-24-2007, 02:33 PM
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Re: Paris Update
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Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky
some people like round women... that way when your making WHOOPIE the bones don't poke into you...
As far as ROSIE goes shes UGLY, OBNOXIOUS, LOUD, STUPID and definitly not a credit to the female gender...
Yeah, round, but round and fat are totally two different things!
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06-24-2007, 04:13 PM
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Re: Paris Update
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Originally Posted by Idaho-Hummer
Paris does not need any SUPPORT Have you seen the tits on her? support thats funny!!!
No tits and can't give a blow job.Quote:
Originally Posted by DEIblahblahblah
If you knew what she did to f5, you wouldn't be saying that.
Here's the proof:
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http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/s...22&postcount=1
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06-24-2007, 04:37 PM
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Re: Paris Update
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Originally Posted by KenP
No tits and can't give a blow job.
Here's the proof:
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http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/s...22&postcount=1
#28
06-24-2007, 04:47 PM
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Re: Paris Update
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Originally Posted by KenP
No tits and can't give a blow job.
Here's the proof:
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http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/s...22&postcount=1
Meh... she'd still make for a nice target, plus she is quick with a towel. Why did you quote me, btw?
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06-24-2007, 05:47 PM
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Re: Paris Update
She bit f5.Quote:
Originally Posted by dеiтайожни
Meh... she'd still make for a nice target, plus she is quick with a towel. Why did you quote me, btw?
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#31
06-24-2007, 06:21 PM
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Re: Paris Update
No, let 'em show better pics.
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06-24-2007, 06:26 PM
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Re: Paris Update
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She bit f5.
Maybe, but you don't wish a woman dead for biting you... you slap her then get her in the eye later. I wish f5 would elaborate on it, until then I'm guessing he has a love letter to Paris that went unanswered and a broken heart.
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06-24-2007, 08:51 PM
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Re: Paris Update
For those of you in the AZ area interested in geocaching...
helpparisrun.blogspot.com
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06-24-2007, 08:59 PM
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Re: Paris Update
I just posted a link to the video. I don't even think they move.Quote:
Originally Posted by Steve - SanJose
Please provide pics unsupported.
You know where to find the link.
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#35
06-25-2007, 01:57 AM
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Re: Paris Update
Thanks and she's hot.
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