Jeeps w/ Swinging Ball Sack

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Oh man,you definitely got a chuckle out of me with that "Bubba's last words".You just can't make this stuff up.

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Trailerpup,since it's slow around here and we haven't gotten flamed yet,I thought I would give you another chuckle or two.
Dearest Redneck Son,


I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in
the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of
your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address
because the last Alabama family that lived here took the house
numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their
address.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not
sure about it. I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain.
We haven't seen them since.

The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first
time for three days and the second time for four days.

About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said it
would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on,
so we cut them offand put them in the pockets.

Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried
because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.

Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is
yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle.

Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to
pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him
cremated, he burnedfor three days.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was
driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two
friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the
tailgate down!

There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal
has happened.

Your Favorite Aunt,

Mom