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View Poll Results: If your S.O.:
started driving your new truck a little too much
messes up the seats and mirrors
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Punch her in the mouth one time
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Forgive her because she's so damn hot
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Put her on Hummer restriction until she satisfies the debt
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Remove the side steps, claiming they were stolen
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27.91% |
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Make the keys disappear
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12-26-2005, 10:38 PM
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Hummer Messiah
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Location: Virginia Beach
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If your S.O.:
started driving your new truck a little too much
messes up the seats and mirrors
spilled a vente mocha all over the center console and floor-
stinking the truck up-
ruining her Razr
bought another Razr
tried to deny it all
claimed to cry over it
giggled about it
tripped you down the stairs causing some mighty painful injuries
giggled about it
What would you do?
(Please note, this is all in jest. I'm bored and CP didn't do anything like this to me this weekend. Honestly. BTW, what's the symptoms for cracked ribs? It hurts to breathe.)
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12-27-2005, 11:35 AM
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Ken, who are you trying to kid? CP's has you wrapped around her hot little pinky. You better be nice to her or you may never see the interior of your precious little Hummer again!   |
12-27-2005, 03:09 AM
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Hummer Guru
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Location: bah
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BTW, I voted for the punch in the mouth. |
12-27-2005, 09:01 PM
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Hummer Expert
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
She should be on the receiving end of some anal. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
LMAO! (psst..get video)
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12-29-2005, 12:07 PM
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Hummer Veteran
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: San Antonio, TX
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Ask yourself - what would Ike Turner do??? (I suppose you could sub in OJ or Scott Peterson in a pinch...)
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12-27-2005, 02:19 PM
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Hummer Guru
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Anywhere you're not!
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Tough one. She is pretty hot, but needs a good ass kicking, so I'm torn.
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12-28-2005, 09:36 PM
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Location: West and North
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Boss Hoss:
The worst is spraying perfume in your man truck...if it was her truck fine as its allowed to smell like that...but not in my truck. Now that drives me nuts. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Boss needs to talk to his woman. She's stinkin up his truck and it's pissin him off.
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01-01-2006, 02:30 PM
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Hummer Deity
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: In the basement of the Alamo
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I am noting the responses I don't like and the ones posting them.
I am going to go get a mocha in the SUT. 
Bottom line:
I am a princess. I do what I want when I want, that is all. |
12-27-2005, 11:36 AM
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Hummer Guru
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Cognito
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dug3x3:
It's better that she spilled the cup of mocha than the cup of pee! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
LOL, I forgot about that! A spanking is in order.
CP, the rubber cupholder thingy comes out for easy draining & cleaning in the future. |
12-28-2005, 09:56 PM
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Hummer Messiah
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: PDX
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Boss Hoss:
The worst is spraying perfume in your man truck...if it was her truck fine as its allowed to smell like that...but not in my truck. Now that drives me nuts. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Like a cat spraying to mark its territory.
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12-27-2005, 11:18 PM
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Hummer Messiah
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: ENRAGEMENT FOR HIRE
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Adam in CO:
Tough one. She is pretty hot, but needs a good ass kicking, so I'm torn. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Shut it you pig.
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