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Originally posted by gorton:
one time an Oregon statie caught me and DRTYFN torturing innocent little kittens out in the woods behind his house. We smashed their tiny skulls with ball peen hammers, and DRTYFN even punted one like a football because he said it **** on the hood of his precious H2.Needless to say, i blamed it all on him, but the cop let us go after DRTYFN kindly gave the officer the blow job of his life.
Then there was the time that me and Paragon got pulled over on the way to the secret lodge with that billy goat in back of my F350 powerstroke turbo diesel. Paragon gave him the handshake and we were good to go.
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And then there was this time that a Texas Trooper caught Brad getting sodomized by 3 guys at once. he kept screaming "Call me a Goatse little attention whore!!!" over & over at the top of his cum filled lungs. Then his uncle/daddy came and picked him up New Jersey Meat Hook style and carried him home where the real "fun" started.
Oh yeah, forgot- it was in a 2002TJ.
Stupid dick.
08-01-2005, 10:46 PM
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