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08-28-2007, 02:17 PM
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Re: Lawyer Jokes
The day after a verdict had been entered against his client, the lawyer rushed to the judge's chambers, demanding that the case be reopened, saying: "I have new evidence that makes a huge difference in my client's defense."
The judge asked, "What new evidence could you possibly have?"
The lawyer replied, "My client has an extra $10,000 I just found out about!" 
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08-28-2007, 02:32 PM
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Re: Lawyer Jokes
The wall between heaven and hell broke down, so God got on the phone and called the Devil. He said "I'll send a few guys, you send a few guys, and we'll get the wall fixed right away". The Devil denied this request only to be asked again. "You don't want people getting out, and I don't either. Send a few guys to fix the wall or I'll have to sue you." To which the Devil replied; "Oh yeah? Where are you going to get a lawyer?"
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08-28-2007, 03:05 PM
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Re: Lawyer Jokes
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