Bumper stickers & nerve

[HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ]

I will make up to all of you who do control yourselves. It will be a few years but, when I retire my Mall Queen I plan to build a special bumper so i can ease up to people that do that and when the light is red for us and traffic is crossing they will feel themselves easing into the moving traffic in the lane in front of them. I will just stop short but, I will make as many as I can mess their pants for you all.

I did it with my 89 4 door crew cab dually with a diesel and granny low. It worked real good. Once went to a farm show in Memphis and they park the big trucks along walls which is OK as long as the other people park at a distance you can get out. Some dumb nut pulls his van right to my rear bumper. My bumper is a little higher than his so I have the help I took with me stand on the back of the bumper to line them up and I push the van back about 3'.
Left black marks from his wheels none from the old Beast.

I figure the H2 will do just as well especially with some fine tuning.

TAZ