NEED HELP PLEASE!!!!

[H2Finally]

Very sorry to bring up an old thread..

But my good buddies, I am once again desperately in need of your expertise...!

You see, I did manage to solve the earlier problem by the simple and cost-saving method of simply NOT washing my rig. The accumulation of road grime, dust, some mud, and bug splatter nicely cuts the glare from my BLING BLING chrome wiper, with OUT having to resort to the (horror!) blacking out of my rig. Here in SoCal, where it NEVER rains, this solution works very well 11 out of 12 months

BUT...

I have grown tired of cleaning the not easy to clean, always dirty and yucky black rubber cup holder insert, and thought, "why not cover it with a bit of BLING BLING??", even though I have promised my lovely princess that I am DONE modding my beautifully modded H2!

So in a state of momentary weakness, I purchased and added another itty bitty bit of BLING BLING, a SOLID BILLET TRIPLE CHROMED cup holder insert!! WOO HOO!! WHAT A BEAUTIFUL PC OF CRAFTMANSHIP!! (so I thought at the time..)

Alas, my joy was short-lived.

On another nice sunny afternoon (and of which unfortunately (in this case) they are a-plenty here in SoCal), there I was minding my own business cruisin' down Pacific Coast Hwy, when lo and behold WHAM!!! The sun hits my BLING BLING TRIPLE CHROMED cup holder and reflects the glare to MY EYES!! I had to do a major swerve & slam on brakes to avoid climbing what I-thought-was-a-speed-bump-but-turned-out to-be-a-small-Prius!

The problem, I discovered, is that since this is INSIDE the Hummer, and I am, by nature, a clean (if not very neat) person, I can't simply keep this interior BLING BLING covered in a nice layer of mud!!

So my good buddies, I implore you! Help a brah out! What can I possibly do to to cut THIS interior glare with OUT (shudder!) going back to black?!! Am I forever doomed to live with this danger?!! (Even though "danger" IS my middle name..). PLEASE! WHAT DO I DO????!!

As always, mucho obliged for any SERIOUS answers (ONLY!). PLEASE...!