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12-13-2007, 05:12 AM
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Re: You know you are a true hummer driver/owner when...
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when...you prefer driving your car around full of mud  and you claim man made global warming is a myth |
Global Warming is TRUE. You can't see how we are breaking temperature records Every Day? We have a Drought in the South East? We have Fires in the West? We have days of 23 hours of Sun light in Alaska? Our dogs bark at cars 1.2 times per hour than they did last year? I get sun burned in the summer. My kid sweats when he runs.
Oh That crap happenned before this decade. Nevermind. Global Warming is BS I guess. But What do I know. It seems the Libs have all the answers. I am just killing this earth every time I break wind. I quess I better stop farting. Maybe I can bottle it and the Global warming enthusiasts can study its effects on the atmosphere.
And screw the endangered species that are dying off because of any change in Temp. They died off before us too. If they can't handle the heat, get out of my Four Wheel Drive's Kitchen.
But then again, If I say what about the ice age in the 70's that you predicted, you would say us Repubs stemmed it off with our emmissions. So should we not get any credit for that?
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12-13-2007, 05:31 AM
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Re: You know you are a true hummer driver/owner when...
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Originally Posted by Badace
Global Warming is TRUE. You can't see how we are breaking temperature records Every Day? We have a Drought in the South East? We have Fires in the West? We have days of 23 hours of Sun light in Alaska? Our dogs bark at cars 1.2 times per hour than they did last year? I get sun burned in the summer. My kid sweats when he runs.
Oh That crap happenned before this decade. Nevermind. Global Warming is BS I guess. But What do I know. It seems the Libs have all the answers. I am just killing this earth every time I break wind. I quess I better stop farting. Maybe I can bottle it and the Global warming enthusiasts can study its effects on the atmosphere.
And screw the endangered species that are dying off because of any change in Temp. They died off before us too. If they can't handle the heat, get out of my Four Wheel Drive's Kitchen.
But then again, If I say what about the ice age in the 70's that you predicted, you would say us Repubs stemmed it off with our emmissions. So should we not get any credit for that?
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i didnt mean to offend anyone there sorry.
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12-13-2007, 06:51 AM
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Re: You know you are a true hummer driver/owner when...
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I am just killing this earth every time I break wind. I quess I better stop farting. Maybe I can bottle it and the Global warming enthusiasts can study its effects on the atmosphere.
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I really need to stop eating poultry.
I can crush entire neighborhoods. 
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12-13-2007, 04:09 PM
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Re: You know you are a true hummer driver/owner when...
When you're turn signal is a warning and not a request.
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12-13-2007, 04:25 PM
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Re: You know you are a true hummer driver/owner when...
When your penis erect, is smaller than your thumb......  |
12-13-2007, 06:36 PM
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When your penis erect, is smaller than your thumb...... |
I've got a 14" thumb.
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12-13-2007, 06:49 PM
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Re: You know you are a true hummer driver/owner when...
when you rub your hummer more than you rub your wife !
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12-14-2007, 05:50 AM
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Re: You know you are a true hummer driver/owner when...
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When your penis erect, is smaller than your thumb...... |
Moonie, not everyone's thumb spends as much time next to their erect penis as yours! |
12-14-2007, 04:26 PM
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Moonie, not everyone's thumb spends as much time next to their erect penis as yours!
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Gives a whole new meaning to "thumb up your a$$" |
12-13-2007, 11:37 PM
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Re: You know you are a true hummer driver/owner when...
I think it's when you really don't give a rats a$$ about what anyone else fuking drives or thinks!
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12-14-2007, 01:23 AM
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Re: You know you are a true hummer driver/owner when...
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Originally Posted by Adam in CO
When you're turn signal is a warning and not a request.
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LOL
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12-14-2007, 01:44 AM
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Re: You know you are a true hummer driver/owner when...
when your excited to hear that roads might get flooded
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12-14-2007, 03:26 AM
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Re: You know you are a true hummer driver/owner when...
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when your excited to hear that roads might get flooded
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or iced over  Although I don't believe it will happen hear in FL |
12-14-2007, 03:58 AM
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Re: You know you are a true hummer driver/owner when...
you know your a true hummer owner...when you can't call into work because of snow because they know better.
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12-15-2007, 02:18 PM
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Re: You know you are a true hummer driver/owner when...
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Originally Posted by Adam in CO
When you're turn signal is a warning and not a request.
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Great one!....
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12-15-2007, 04:52 PM
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Re: You know you are a true hummer driver/owner when...
When your dream of owning one from your vision became a reality. . .
And it was GOOD
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12-15-2007, 05:05 PM
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Re: You know you are a true hummer driver/owner when...
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Originally Posted by Adam in CO
When you're turn signal is a warning and not a request.
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I think...this one seems like the funniest thus far.
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12-13-2007, 05:10 PM
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Re: You know you are a true hummer driver/owner when...
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Originally Posted by Badace
Global Warming is TRUE.
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Yup. DFW is the cause. |
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