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#1
12-13-2007, 06:51 AM
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Re: You know you are a true hummer driver/owner when...
I really need to stop eating poultry.Quote:
Originally Posted by Badace
I am just killing this earth every time I break wind. I quess I better stop farting. Maybe I can bottle it and the Global warming enthusiasts can study its effects on the atmosphere.
I can crush entire neighborhoods.
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#2
12-13-2007, 04:09 PM
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Re: You know you are a true hummer driver/owner when...
When you're turn signal is a warning and not a request.
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#5
12-13-2007, 06:49 PM
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Re: You know you are a true hummer driver/owner when...
when you rub your hummer more than you rub your wife !
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#6
12-14-2007, 05:50 AM
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Re: You know you are a true hummer driver/owner when...
Moonie, not everyone's thumb spends as much time next to their erect penis as yours! Quote:
Originally Posted by Mooncricket
When your penis erect, is smaller than your thumb......
#7
12-14-2007, 04:26 PM
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Re: You know you are a true hummer driver/owner when...
Gives a whole new meaning to "thumb up your a$$"Quote:
Originally Posted by tower
Moonie, not everyone's thumb spends as much time next to their erect penis as yours!
#8
12-13-2007, 11:37 PM
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Re: You know you are a true hummer driver/owner when...
I think it's when you really don't give a rats a$$ about what anyone else fuking drives or thinks!
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#9
12-14-2007, 01:23 AM
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Re: You know you are a true hummer driver/owner when...
LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Adam in CO
When you're turn signal is a warning and not a request.
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#10
12-14-2007, 01:44 AM
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Re: You know you are a true hummer driver/owner when...
when your excited to hear that roads might get flooded
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#11
12-14-2007, 03:26 AM
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Re: You know you are a true hummer driver/owner when...
Quote:
Originally Posted by 3Hummer
when your excited to hear that roads might get flooded
or iced over Although I don't believe it will happen hear in FL
#12
12-14-2007, 03:58 AM
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Re: You know you are a true hummer driver/owner when...
you know your a true hummer owner...when you can't call into work because of snow because they know better.
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#13
12-15-2007, 02:18 PM
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Re: You know you are a true hummer driver/owner when...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adam in CO
When you're turn signal is a warning and not a request.
Great one!....
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#14
12-15-2007, 04:52 PM
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Re: You know you are a true hummer driver/owner when...
When your dream of owning one from your vision became a reality. . .
And it was GOOD
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#15
12-15-2007, 05:05 PM
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Re: You know you are a true hummer driver/owner when...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adam in CO
When you're turn signal is a warning and not a request.
I think...this one seems like the funniest thus far.
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